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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Polar Opposites

Every once in a while you meet a girl that you instantly despise.  When I say despise I don't necessarily mean that you have some terrible type of hatred for them or anything of that nature, but despise in the sense that you feel that everything you stand for as a human being is contradicted by her.  From the types of people she hangs out with, to the way she dresses, to maybe even her political views, everything she does goes completely against your beliefs.  She is the completely and utterly your opposite...and yet you want her.  Everything she does, every move she makes fills you with contempt, but at the same time mystifies you.  You wonder, how could anyone be so different than you?  She may be gorgeous, she may be cute, hell she may just be straight up plain, but none of that matters, because for some ungodly reason you are attracted to her.  Not in the traditional sense though.  You aren't attracted to her in the "oh she's a cute girl, I want to take her on a date" sense.  No, this attraction is different.  Put quite simply, you want to take her to bed.  In your mind you realize that if you think this girl is completely different from you, she must think the exact same thing of you.  The thought of you must mystify her in the same way it does you.  With this in mind, you know that under most circumstances she wouldn't be caught dead with you.  And this is where the fun begins.  You see, the reason why you want this girl so much, is because you would love nothing more than for her to want you.  For her to realize that you are totally wrong for her, and yet be unable to stop herself from getting with you.  

Now fellas, I don't really know where I'm going with this.  In fact, I can't say I've ever met a girl where I have truly had this feeling.  But I can imagine what it might feel like.  And I'd like to give you a little advice: go for it.  Flirt with her, charm the hell out of her, and make her fall for you...and when she does really enjoy it, because its a one time deal.  Even she will know hooking up with you is a one night stand.  I normally don't condone such promiscuous behavior, but I must say this is the one time I would allow, no in fact promote it.  I doubt there is anything more satisfying that getting with a girl you actually somewhat care for, but I would argue that this is the next best thing.  I guess its somewhat empowering to hook up with a girl that is truly your opposite.  If you can get with her, I would imagine you could be successful with anyone.  The next time you meet that girl...you know the one that you just can't stand but are desperately attracted to, work your magic.  Make her realize, why your side is right one.

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