Every Bros Favorite Time of Year

This is every bros favorite time of year.  The reason is exceedingly simple, and undeniably shallow.  You see, as the weather turns warm, and the days grow long, another yearly tradition occurs too: the spring dresses come out.  You all know what I'm talking about, and just about every girl owns at least a couple.  They are the tiny, tight fitting contraptions that reveal almost everything, and yet hide just enough to stay somewhat appropriate.  They are unbelievably sexy, and yet somehow remain innocent.  They allow girls to capture the casualness of just another day, and yet they mark the turning of the seasons, and what it means for everyone's love life.  The spring dress symbolizes promiscuity.  It represents the coming of endless relaxation and yet intense passion.  It teases every bro by revealing a small piece of the prize.  It makes us comes back for more.  It manipulates us into devising pick-up lines and creating romantic dates for the perfect girl in the perfect spring dress hoping for the perfect night.  It controls us, taunts us, drives us crazy.  Yet it brings something else as well: excitement.  It signals the beginning of the chase.  The period when gorgeous babes look for someone to lie under the stars with on warm summer nights, and go on crazy and unorganized adventures with; the type of adventures that happen only when you are young and unattached and feel untouchable.  It is for these reasons that we love the change from winter to spring and eventually summer.  What we are all presented is the fleeting opportunity to live for ourselves, completely unfettered from any real responsibility.  And it all begins with the sighting of the first too tight, slightly slutty, spring dress.