In every guy's life, or at least ours, there are the girls that are just way too easy. The ones that don't qualify as fall back girls, because they are too damn good looking but are so into you, for whatever reason, that hooking up with them is like shooting fish into a barrel. Because of this, these girls prevent themselves from ever becoming the dream girl. While they usually always qualify in the looks department, they fall way behind because of the simple fact that they are not a challenge. Alex always complains about this with comments such as "I was into them for a while but then I realized that they were desperate for me. So I got bored." While there are many stories to tell dealing with Alex, we will recount Doug's story since it just happened earlier this night.
I just returned home from a date with a super sexy girl, who has been into me for a long, long time. We dated during our high school years for a few months and then fell into the occasional hook up until she started dating a dweeb, in order to be with someone she could control which she obviously couldn't do with me. Anyway, she looked absolutely gorgeous. Amazing dress, make-up done, hair curled perfectly. I was about 20 minutes late picking her up and arrived in gym shorts and a t-shirt and about 5 days of scruff on my face. She said "you look like a bum" and I replied with something like "you look good enough for the both of us baby." We drove to a restaurant where I promptly told her that I only had 27 dollars on me and that she had to keep her order under 15 dollars. She said "you really need to learn how to take a girl out" and remembering that drinks would be extra I said, "oh yeah and only water too." After the meal we went to my car and I asked her where we should go to park (in order to get it on) and she began to rattle off places we could go. We settled on a place and began passionately kissing, and I began to remember exactly how good she really was. Damn she knew what she was doing...
It occurred to me sometime around the time she was digging her nails deeply into my back that I needed to stop this madness. In a split second I realized how pathetic I was! I needed to put an end to my shallow ways and find a good, wholesome girl who could become my "dream girl." While we continued to fool around I waged a battle in my head: "You have plenty of time to find the right girl, enjoy this now." vs. "This is so unbelievably easy I can't even find that much fun in it." Alas, the first argument won out. Despite this, I have decided it is time I re-evaluate what I'm doing. It is far time that I lose my immature ways and end this fooling around with the easy girl. Ehhhhhhhh I don't know maybe I'll just enjoy this last one...
To Our Readers:
-We appreciate your continued interest in reading our stories and we would love any feedback you may have. We have noted the comment regarding the dream girl and will be writing more about that in the coming posts. Here are a couple other titles that we plan to unveil.
-The Long Distance Girl
-Meeting the Parents (This will be written by one of our good friends. We know that he will add some great insight to the matter.)
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